10. Upon install the system asks you if you have maps in the car.

9. The systems default language is Norwegian and the only other language available is Chinese.

8. While you are driving, the system asks you to slow down so it can read the road signs.

7. When you first turn it on, the initial map locater shows you a spot in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

6. When you make a wrong turn it sighs heavily and tells you you never listen.

5. It first argues with you and then just becomes *silent*.

4. It gives you directions to the next rest area and asks you to stop because it has to pee.

3. When you change your destination it says it is on break.

2. The “home” address always resets to the factory where it was made.

1. On long trips it keeps asking, “Are we there yet?”

© David Vulcez 2015